THE GOOSE. I. I KNEW an old wife lean and poor. And it was windy weather. He uttered rhyme and reason "Here, take the goose, and keep you warm, It is a stormy season." III. She caught the white goose by the leg, A goose 't was no great matter. With cackle and with clatter. IV. She dropt the goose, and caught the pelf, And ran to tell her neighbors; And blessed herself, and cursed herself, And rested from her labors. V. And feeding high, and living soft, Until the grave churchwarden doffed, The parson smirked and nodded. VI. So sitting, served by man and maid, VII. It cluttered here, it chuckled there; She shifted in her elbow-chair, VIII. "A quinsy choke thy cursed note! " Then waxed her anger stronger. "Go, take the goose, and wring her throat, I will not bear it longer." IX. Then yelped the cur, and yawled the cat ; Ran Gaffer, stumbled Gammer. The goose flew this way and flew that, And filled the house with clamor. X. As head and heels upon the floor XI. He took the goose upon his arm, He uttered words of scorning; "So keep you cold, or keep you warm, It is a stormy morning.” XII. The wild wind rang from park and plain, And round the attics rumbled, Till all the tables danced again, And half the chimneys tumbled. XIII. The glass blew in, the fire blew out, Her cap blew off, her gown blew up, And a whirlwind cleared the larder • XIV. And while on all sides breaking loose Quoth she, "The Devil take the goose, And God forget the stranger! The parson Holmes, the poet Everard Hall, |