THE WIFE OF BATH HER TALE. IN Days of Old, when Arthur fill'd the Throne, | Resort to Farmers rich, and bless their Whose Acts and Fame to Foreign Lands Lands convey'd. Above the rest our Britain held they dear, More solemnly they kept their Sabbaths here, And made more spacious Rings, and revell'o half the Year. I speak of ancient Times; for now the Returning late may pass the Woods invain, No Silver Penny to reward her Pain: Have made the merry Goblins disappear; And where they plaid their merry Pranks before, Have Sprinkled Holy Water on the Floor: And Fry'rs that through the wealthy Regions run Thick as the Motes, that twinkle in the Sun, THE WIFE OF BATH'S TALE. Text from the original and only contemporary edition, 1700. 7 dance] Some editors wrongly give glance Halls 30 And exorcise the Beds, and cross the Walls: This makes the Fairy Quires forsake the Place, When once 'tis hallow'd with the Rites of Grace: But in the Walks, where wicked Elves have been, The Learning of the Parish now is seen, The Midnight Parson posting o'er the Green, With Gown tuck'd up to Wakes; for Sunday next There haunts not any Incubus, but He. 49 If seeing her behind he lik'd her Pace, By Force accomplish'd his obscene Desire And once in view they never lost the Sight, But seiz'd, and pinion'd brought to Court the Knight. 60 Then Courts of Kings were held in high Renown, E'er made the common Brothels of the Town; There, Virgins honourable Vows receiv'd, But chast as Maids in Monasteries liv'd: 60 Court] court 1700. Debate, (Covering their Kindness with dissembled Hate ;) 80 If not to free him, to prolong his Fate. At last agreed, they call'd him by consent Before the Queen and Female Parliament. And the fair Speaker, rising from her Chair Did thus the Judgment of the House declare. Sir Knight, tho' I have ask'd thy Life, yet still Thy Destiny depends upon my Will: Nor hast thou other Surety than the Grace To take the Forfeit when I see my Hour; The Question, whose Solution I require, A Year is thine to wander at thy Will: But, not to hold our Proffer [as] in Scorn, Good Sureties will we have for thy return; That at the time prefix'd thou shalt obey, And at thy Pledges Peril keep thy Day. Woe was the Knight at this severe Command! But well he knew 'twas bootless to withstand: The Terms accepted as the Fair ordain, 110 His Leave thus taken, on his Way he went and knock'd at ev'ry 120 Enquir'd of Men; but made his chief Request To learn from Women what they lov'd the best. They answer'd each according to her Mind, To please her self, not all the Female Kind. One was for Wealth, another was for Place: Crones old and ugly, wish'd a better Face; The Widow's Wish was oftentimes to Wed; The wanton Maids were all for Sport a Bed. Some said the Sex were pleas'd with handsom Lies, And some gross Flatt'ry lov'd without disguise: 130 Truth is, says one, he seldom fails to win Who Flatters well; for that's our darling Sin. But long Attendance, and a duteous Mind, Will work ev'n with the wisest of the Kind. One thought the Sexes prime Felicity Was from the Bonds of Wedlock to be free; 104 Proffer [as] in Scorn] Proffer in Scorn 1700. A word has dropt out in the printing. Warton gives proffer'd turn in scorn and is followed by little to recommend it. Christie gives proffer for Scott and Saintsbury, but the conjecture has in scorn, a reading which Saintsbury justly stigmatises as meaningless. The conjecture in the text is mine. The added word makes no word, though no editor seems to have noticed the appreciable difference in the sense, and the same fact, has dropt out in 543 below. Their Pleasures, Hours, and Actions all their own, And uncontroll'd to give Account to none. Some wish a Husband-Fool; but such are curst, worst: For Fools perverse, of Husbands are the 140 All Women wou'd be counted Chast and Wise, Nor should our Spouses see, but with our Eyes; For Fools will prate; and tho' they want the Wit To find close Faults, yet open Blots will hit: Tho' better for their Ease to hold their Tongue, For Womankind was never in the Wrong. To be for Truth extoll'd, and Secrecy: 150 Midas the King, as in his Book appears, By Phœbus was endow'd with Asses Ears, Which under his long Locks, he well conceal'd 159 (As Monarch's Vices must not be reveal'd), For fear the People have 'em in the Wind, Who long ago were neither Dumb nor Blind; Nor apt to think from Heav'n their Title springs, Since Jove and Mars left off begetting Kings. own! But nevertheless she pin'd with Discontent; The Counsel rumbled till it found a vent. The Thing she knew she was oblig'd to hide; By Int'rest and by Oath the Wife was ty'd; But if she told it not, the Woman dy'd. 181 Loath to betray a Husband and a Prince, But she must burst, or blab; and no pretence Of Honour ty'd her Tongue from Selfdefence. A marshy Ground commodiously was near, Thither she ran, and held her Breath for fear, Lest if a Word she spoke of any Thing, Beneath his Locks the King my Husband wears A goodly Royal pair of Asses Ears: Tell us, and in effect you tell the Town: Wandring in vain, had now consum'd the Year : One Day was only left to solve the Doubt, Yet knew no more than when he first set out. But home he must: And as th' Award had been, Yield up his Body Captive to the Queen. Thus dancing Hand in Hand, so light they were, He knew not where they trod, on Earth or Air, More Words there needed not to move the Knight, To take her Offer, and his Truth to plight. With that she spread her Mantle on the Ground, And first enquiring whether he was bound, Bade him not fear, tho' long and rough the Way, At Court he should arrive e'er break of Day His Horse should find the way without) a Guide. She said: With Fury they began to ride, 260 He on the midst, the Beldam at his Side. The Horse, what Devil drove I cannot tell, But only this, they sped their Journey well: And all the way the Crone inform'd the Knight, How he should answer the Demand aright. To Court they came: The News was quickly spread Of his returning to redeem his Head. Or travel for some Trouble in your Mind? Knight: Perhaps good Counsel may your Grief asswage, Then tell your pain: For Wisdom is in Age. To this the Knight: Good Mother, wou'd you know The secret Cause and Spring of all my Woe ? My Life must with to Morrow's Light expire, Unless I tell, what Women most desire: 240 Now cou'd you help me at this hard Essay, Or for your inborn Goodness, or for Pay: Yours is my Life, redeem'd by your Advice, Ask what you please, and I will pay the Price: 270 1 And bad the Cryer cite the Criminal. The Knight appear'd; and Silence they proclaim, Then first the Culprit answer'd to his Name; And after Forms of. Laws, was last requir'd To name the Thing that Women most desir'd. Th' Offender, taught his Lesson by the And Reverence made, accosted thus the Queen. My Liege, said she, before the Court arise, May I poor Wretch find Favour in your Eyes, To grant my just Request: 'Twas I who taught The Knight this Answer, and inspir'd his None but a Woman could a Man direct But hop'd they would not force him to comply. The Women, who would rather wrest the Laws, Than let a Sister-Plaintiff lose the Cause, (As Judges on the Bench more gracious are, And more attent to Brothers of the Bar) 310 Cry'd, one and all, the Suppliant should have Right, And to the Grandame-Hag adjudg'd the Knight. In vain he sigh'd, and oft with Tears desir'd Some reasonable Sute might be requir'd. But still the Crone was constant to her Note; The more he spoke, the more she stretch'd her Throat. In vain he proffer'd all his Goods, to save His Body, destin'd to that living Grave. The liquorish Hag rejects the Pelf with 340 And little Courage had to make his Court. To Bed they went, the Bridegroom and the Bride: Was never such an ill-pair'd Couple ty’d. Restless he toss'd, and tumbled to and fro, And rowl'd, and wriggled further off; for Woe. The good old Wife lay smiling by his Side, And caught him in her quiv'ring Arms, and cry'd, When you my ravish'd Predecessor saw, You were not then become this Man of Straw; Had you been such, you might have scap'd the Law. 350 Is this the Custom of King Arthur's Court? What Fury has possessed your alter'd 360 Thus on my Wedding-night-Without Pre tence Come, turn this way, or tell me my Offence. |