I pass your Schools, for there when first you came, You wou'd be sure to learn the Latin name. In Colledges, you scorn'd their Art of thinking, But learn'd all Moods and Figures of good Drinking: Thence come to Town, you practise Play, to know The Vertues of the High Dice and the Low. Each thinks himself a SHARPER most profound: He cheats by Pence, is cheated by the Pound. With these perfections, and what else he gleans, The SPARK sets up for Love behind our Scenes, Hot in pursuit of Princesses and Queens. There, if they know their Man, with cunning Carriage, Twenty to one but it concludes in Marriage. He hires some homely Room, Love's Fruits to gather, And Garret-high rebells against his Father: But he once dead Brings her in Triumph, with her Portion, down, A Twillet, Dressing-Box, and Half a Crown. Some Marry first, and then they fall to Scowring, 51 Which is, Refining Marriage into Whoring. Our Women batten well on their good Nature, All they can rap and rend for the dear Creature. But while abroad so liberal the DOLT is, Poor SPOUSE at Home as Ragged as a Colt is. Last, some there are, who take their first Of Lewdness in our middle Galleries; 59 Invade and grabble one another's PUNK; They Caterwoul, and make a dismal Rout, Call SONS of WHORES, and strike, but ne're lug out: Thus, while for Paultry Punk they roar and stickle, They make it Bawdier than a Conventicle. PROLOGUE AND EPILOGUE TO ALBION AND ALBANIUS. PROLOGUE. FULL twenty years and more, our lab'ring Has lost, on this incorrigible age: We'll fairly leave you what your Maker meant you. Satyre was once your Physick, Wit your One nourisht not, and t' other drewno Blood. DISAPPOINTMENT 35 their] edd. give the So great a Trust to him alone was due ; Well have they trusted whom so well they knew. The Saint, who walk'd on Waves, securely trod, While he believ'd the beckning of his God; But, when his Faith no longer bore him out, Began to sink, as he began to doubt. His Honour is to Promise, ours to Trust. PROLOGUE AND EPILOGUE TO DON SEBASTIAN. PROLOGUE. Spoken by a Woman. THE Judge remov'd, tho he's no more My Lord, May plead at Bar, or at the Council-Board: So may cast Poets write; there's no Preten sion, To argue loss of Wit from loss of Pension. Your looks are cheerful; and in all this place I see not one that wears a damning face. The British Nation is too brave to show DON SEBASTIAN, 1690. Published in 1690. 30 II Ignoble vengeance on a vanquish'd foe. No matter from what hands you have the Play. When with full bowls of Burgundy you dine,) Thus far the Poet; but his brains grow And all the rest is purely from this Noddle. You've seen young Ladies at the Senate door Prefer Petitions, and your grace implore ; However grave the Legislators were, Their Cause went ne're the worse for being fair. 29 Reasons as weak as theirs, perhaps I bring; But I cou'd bribe you with as good a thing, I heard him make advances of good Nature, That he for once, wou'd sheath his cutting Satyr: Sign but his Peace, he vows he'll ne'er again The Sacred Names of Fops and Beaus profane. Strike up the Bargain quickly; for I swear, As Times go now, he offers very fair. Be not too hard on him with Statutes neither; Be kind; and do not set your Teeth together, To stretch the Laws, as Coblers do their Leather. 40 Horses by Papists are not to be ridden, But sure the Muses Horse was ne're for bidden; For in no Rate-Book it was ever found That Pegasus was valued at Five-pound : Fine him to dayly Drudging and Inditing; And let him pay his Taxes out in Writing. EPILOGUE. Spoken betwixt Antonio and Morayma. Mor. I Quak'd at heart for fear the Royal Fashion Shou'd have seduc'd Us two to Seperation: To be drawn in, against our own desire, Poor I to be a Nun, poor You a Fryar. Ant. I trembled when the Old Man's hand was in, He would have prov'd we were too near of kin, Epilogue 36 Votes] The editors impertinently Lives] The editors give Life Prologue 35 Beaus] The editors mostly print change this into Vows Beaux PROLOGUE TO THE PROPHETESS. Foes; Men without Hearts, and Women without 30 Each bring his Love a Bogland Captive Such proper Pages will long Trains become : WHAT Nostradame, with all his Art, can guess | Go, Conqu'rors of your Male and Female We want not Poets fit to sing your Flights. When they with happy Gales are gone away, 40 And with a Sigh their Empty Seats survey; sate, I see him Ogle still, and hear him Chat; Under a Female Regency may rise. PROLOGUE AND EPILOGUE TO AMPHITRYON, OR THE TWO SOSIAS. PROLOGUE. Spoken by Mrs. BRACEGIRDLE. THE lab'ring Bee, when his sharp Sting is Forgets his golden Work, and turns a Drone: THE PROPHETESS, 1690. This is Fletcher's play transformed into an opera. 3 Prospective] Editors till Christie wrongly give Perspective 50 EPILOGUE. Spoken by PHÆDRA, Mrs. MOUNTfort. I'm thinking (and it almost makes me mad) How sweet a time those Heathen Ladies had. Idolatry was ev'n their Gods' own trade: They Worshipt the fine Creatures they had made. Cupid was chief of all the Deities; When the sweet Nymph held up the Lilly hand, Jove, was her humble Servant, at Command. name, How civilly he sav'd the Ladies fame. You teize your Cuckolds; to their face torment 'em : But Jove gave his, new Honours to content em, And, in the kind Remembrance of the Fair, 20 On each exalted Son, bestowed a Star. For these good deeds, as by the date appears, His Godship flourish'd full Two thousand Years. At last, when He and all his Priests grew old, The Ladies grew in their devotion cold; And that false Worship would no longer hold. Severity of Life did next begin; (And always does, when we no more can Sin.) That Doctrine, too, so hard, in Practice, lyes, That the next Age may see another rise. Then, Pagan Gods may, once again, succeed; And Jove, or Mars, be ready, at our need, To get young Godlings; and, so, mend our breed. 29 |