But a woman's wit is rarely at fault; so the pretty Marguereta jumped up, and giving the intruder an abrazo, said, "Oh, my dear papa, I knew you would be so glad to entertain an English officer, that I have invited one in, who has just arrived from the seat of war, and can tell you all the news!" “Bueno, bueno," (Certainly, certainly), he replied, and having welcomed us with ten thousand vivas to his castle, followed it up by a suggestion that 1 should immediately report myself to the general at the barracks, and get our passports examined. This we did, after passing a happy evening with the worthy Governor and his daughter, whose prepossession in favour of my countrymen, I learnt, had been founded upon the attentions of a certain English Major C-, who was for a long time quartered at, or near Mertola, and who, on being ordered away, left, among other presents, one of his tooth brushes to my little hostess, which she naively said, "she used every morning out of regard to his memory. Well! the Portuguese general received us very civilly, but thought it his duty to inquire why, if I were a captain in the army, it had not been so specified in my passport, instead of terming me a proprietair only? This was a question for which I was quite unprepared; my complexion, too, soon betrayed me by assuming a rubicund tint, and was placed in still greater relief by the pallid features of poor Lorenzo, who, I believe, fancied himself already immured in a dungeon for life, as a Spanish spy. The General and his secretary here both increased our confusion, by saying to me, "Why, sir, there is something so mysterious about your manner, that I must reluctantly make you prisoners till I have consulted with the authorities at Lisbon, from whom I received orders so to do in any case of doubt, which this certainly is !" Now I knew too well from past experience that such communications between the provinces and the seat of government in Portugal often lasted many months, and sometimes years, and therefore felt seriously alarmed for the result of those very natural suspicions which my vanity and folly had thus created, and consequently, I for several moments stood aghast! Luckily, my energies were roused by the exigencies of our situation, and suddenly recollecting to have left my namesake, Capt. S, on the Tagus a few weeks previously, as commander of a splendid frigate, I ventured to assume his title, and say that the whole mistake was quite evident to me as being occasioned by the STUPID Spaniards in Seville, who, not knowing a naval from a military captain, had therefore described me as neither. Oh, how the worthy Galliego's bronzed face brightened at the happy thought! It actually "shed a gleam that cheered one on to victory;" for when the General said "Yes, yes: but "I filled up the sentence for him by adding, "but (as you were doubtless going to say, General), no official among our more ancient allies, the Portuguese, would have made such a blunder." "True! true!" exclaimed the wily secretary, "still" Now for a home thrust, thought I; so looking at the latter most expressively, and jingling very genteelly some silver in my right-hand breeches pocket, I said, "Still, Mr. Secretary, the fault is ours, and your time must not be wasted in vain by the correction of it. Nevertheless, I shall take care to represent the matter properly on reaching my frigate, you may depend upon it; when both your zeal and civility will, I hope, be rewarded.” This speech settled the business, and fresh passports were immediately made out, in which I modestly begged to be still described as a proprietair, lest any other officials not so enlightened as our present friends, should fail to understand what (I shall never again forget) the difference between a naval and a military captain! Lorenzo began to breathe freely once more! so, handing my cigar box to the General and his secretary, we all smoked the calumet of peace, and followed by my faithful Sancho, we both strutted away to the hotel, where young Francisco had been sleeping in happy ignorance of the ordeal we had passed through. He was promptly roused, however, by a recital of it, and expressed so earnest a desire to quit such a dangerous place, that, long before sunrise, we were mounted on some sorry mules, which were with difficulty procured at this short notice. Nothing further occurred to impede our journey to Lisbon; whence I found the frigate I was to command had sailed ten days previously, and my gallant namesake only became aware of the honor I had done him, when we met in England a few years afterwards. AN AUTUMN VOLUNTARY. BY WILLIAM DODSWORTH, ESQ. How lovely is this glorious August time! We made of late a joyous idle day Scarce seasons more the youngest there could boast, And many a prayer and many a hymn we breathed 'Mid stoled priests and choristers, that prayer By shady lanes and leafy paths we went, Could hold, came lingering still a lovely boy, So fared we onward till the woods had ceased, Where an old dame, keen-eyed and bent with age, A hermit, surely, here might end his days," Here in my merry girlhood's days I dwelt, Robbed of their goodly brauches; my old man Then, in her ever-changing mood, she brought |