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no means surprising that Mr. Weller should have paused before a small stationer's and print-seller's window; but, without further explanation, it does appear surprising that his eyes should have no sooner rested on certain pictures which were exposed for sale therein, than he gave a sudden start, smote his right leg with great vehemence, and exclaimed with energy, ‘If it hadn't been for this, I should ha' forgot all about it till it was too late!'

“The particular picture on which Sam Weller's eyes were fixed, as he said this, was a highly-colored representation of a couple of human hearts skewered together with an arrow, cooking before a cheerful fire, while a male and female cannibal, in modern attire, the gentleman being clad in a blue coat and white trousers, and the lady in a deep-red pelisse with a parasol of the same, -were approaching the meal with hungry eyes, up a serpentine gravel-path leading thereunto. A decidedly indelicate young gentleman, in a pair of wings and nothing else, was depicted as superintending the cooking; a representation of the spire of the church in Langham Place, London, appeared in the distance; and the whole formed a valentine,' of which, as a written inscription in the window testified, there was a large assortment within, which the shopkeeper pledged himself to dispose of to his countrymen generally, at the reduced rate of one-and-sixpence each.

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"I should ha' forgot it; I should certainly ha' for

got it!' said Sam: so saying, he at once stepped into the stationer's shop, and requested to be served with a sheet of the best gilt-edged letter-paper, and a hardnibbed pen which could be warranted not to splutter. These articles having been promptly supplied, he walked on direct towards Leadenhall Market at a good round pace, very different from his recent lingering one. Looking round him, he there beheld a sign-board, on which the painter's art had delineated something remotely resembling a cerulean elephant with an aquiline nose in lieu of a trunk. Rightly conjecturing that this was the Blue Boar himself, he stepped into the house, and inquired concerning his parent.

"He won't be here this three-quarters of an hour or more,' said the young lady who superintended the domestic arrangements of the Blue Boar.

"Werry good, my dear,' replied Sam. Let me have nine-penn'orth o' brandy-and-water luke, and the inkstand, will you, miss?'

"The brandy-and-water luke and the inkstand having been carried into the little parlor, and the young lady having carefully flattened down the coals to prevent their blazing, and carried away the poker to preclude the possibility of the fire being stirred without the full privity and concurrence of the Blue Boar being first had and obtained, Sam Weller sat himself down in a box near the stove, and pulled out the sheet of gilt-edged letter-paper and the hard-nibbed pen. Then,

looking carefully at the pen to see that there were no hairs in it, and dusting down the table, so that there might be no crumbs of bread under the paper, Sam tucked up the cuffs of his coat, squared his elbows, and composed himself to write.

"To ladies and gentlemen who are not in the habit of devoting themselves practically to the science of penmanship, writing a letter is no very easy task; it being always considered necessary in such cases for the writer · to recline his head on his left arm, so as to place his eyes as nearly as possible on a level with the paper, while glancing sideways at the letters he is constructing, to form with his tongue imaginary characters to correspond. These motions, although unquestionably of the greatest assistance to original composition, retard, in some degree, the progress of the writer; and Sam had unconsciously been a full hour and a half writing words in small text, smearing out wrong letters with his little finger, and putting in new ones which required going over very often to render them visible through the old blots, when he was roused by the opening of the door and the entrance of his parent.

"Vell, Sammy,' said the father.

“Vell, my Prooshan Blue,' responded the son, laying down his pen. What's the last bulletin about moth

er-in-law?'

"Mrs. Veller passed a wery good night, but is uncommon perwerse and unpleasant this mornin'. Signed

upon oath, S. Veller, Esquire, Senior. That's the last vun as wos issued, Sammy,' replied Mr. Weller, untying his shawl.

"No better yet?' inquired Sam.

"All the symptoms aggerawated,' replied Mr. Weller, shaking his head. But wot's that you're a doin' of? Pursuit of knowledge under difficulties, Sammy?' "I've done now,' said Sam, with slight embarrassment: 'I've been a writin'.'

"So I see,' replied Mr. Weller. Not to any young 'oman, I hope, Sammy.'

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Why it's no use a sayin' it ain't,' replied Sam. It's a walentine.'

"A wot!' exclaimed Mr. Weller, apparently horrorstricken by the word.

"A walentine,' replied Sam.

"Samivel, Samivel,' said Mr. Weller, in reproachful accents, 'I didn't think you'd ha' done it. Arter the warnin' you've had o' your father's wicious propensities; arter all I've said to you upon this here wery subject; arter actiwally seein' and bein' in the company o' your own mother-in-law, vich I should ha' thought wos a moral lesson as no man could never ha' forgotten to his dyin' day, I didn't think you'd ha' done it, Sammy, I

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didn't think you'd ha' done it!' too much for the good old man.

These reflections were
He raised Sam's tum-

bler to his lips, and drank off its contents.

"Wot's the matter now?' said Sam.

"Nev'r mind, Sammy,' replied Mr. Weller. 'It'll be a wery agonizin' trial to me at my time of life; but I'm pretty tough, that's vun consolation, as the wery old turkey remarked wen the farmer said he wos afeerd he should be obliged to kill him for the London market.' "Wot'll be a trial?' inquired Sam.

"To see you married, Sammy, - to see you a dilluded wictim, and thinkin' in your innocence that it's all wery capital,' replied Mr. Weller. It's a dreadful trial to a father's feelin's, that 'ere, Sammy.'

"Nonsense,' said Sam. 'I ain't a goin' to get married: don't you fret yourself about that. I know you're a judge of these things. Order in your pipe, and I'll read you the letter. There!'

"We cannot distinctly say whether it was the prospect of the pipe, or the consolatory reflection that a fatal disposition to get married ran in the family and couldn't be helped, which calmed Mr. Weller's feelings, and caused his grief to subside. We should be rather disposed to say that the result was attained by combining the two sources of consolation; for he repeated the second in a low tone, very frequently, ringing the bell, meanwhile, to order in the first. He then divested himself of his upper coat; and lighting the pipe, and placing himself in front of the fire with his back towards it, so that he could feel its full heat and recline against the mantle-piece at the same time, turned towards Sam, and, with a countenance greatly mollified

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