The Union of the Crowns of England and Scotland, saved the two kingdoms A Huge Sum. At the Gun-powder Plot, Guy Fawkes covered his powder with fagots of Witch-hazel Baronets were first created by James I., that his subjects might not be Cheated Hindostan was first settled by the English, who went there to Teach the Heathen. Cape Horn was discovered by Le Maire and Schouten of Holland, under the patronage of A Dutch Doge. When the Thirty Years' War commenced, Gustavus Adolphus conquered many A Dutch Thief. The Long Parliament assembled, the members seating themselves in the national Chairs. The Assembly of Divines that met at Westminster, in vested their proceedings with a kind of Charm. At the Peace of Westphalia, and end of the thirty years' war, the military officer was succeeded by the Sheriff. Charles I. King of England, was beheaded, by an axe that was very Sharp. The Quaker Sect had its rise, and was looked upon : with a great deal of Jealousy. Charles II. hid himself in an oak tree at Bascobel, the tree serving as Á Shield The Long Parliament was dissolved by Cromwell, who : turned every member out of his Jolly Home. When Drury Lane Theatre was built, it afforded better amusement than A Show in China. When the Royal Society was instituted, it had some members that were as learned as Sage Genii. The Great plague in London, was more to be dreaded, than a confinement in A Huge Jail. The Great fire in London, caused more confusion than would the blunders of A Dutch Judge. The Cabal ministry of England, was perhaps a company of Jockies. The Habeas Corpus Act was passed, perhaps for the purpose of releasing from prison, some Jockey Boy. The Whig and Tory Parties took their rise, and were led by different Chiefs. The Rye-house plot gave the conspirators A Showy Fame. The Palace of Versailles, finished by Louis XIV., was a job worthy of his Achieving. The Revolution in England, was by William III. of Holland, who inspired his armies with A Dutch Fife. The Massacre at Glencoe, was by an army of men each one carrying A Huge Weapon. When the Bachelor's tax was first levied, the old maids had a grand Jubilee. The Peace of Ryswick, was perhaps made on board some Shipping. Captain Kid commenced his piracies, in A Ship on the Wave. Charles XII. of Sweden commenced his reign, and reigned with great Success. When Prussia was erected into a kingdom, the people were Taxed The War of the Spanish Succession commenced, by ringing a loud Tocsin Gibraltar was captured by the English, during A Gay Sea-war. St. Petersburgh was founded by Peter the Great, Czar of Russia, who is styled the Gay Czar. St. Paul's Church in London was built, and surrounded by Gates, The Treaty of Utrecht, was negotiated, in a political Academy. The South Sea bubble bursting, ruined thousands, and swallowed up their hard earned Guineas. The Methodist Sect was founded by Wesley, who had meetings in the form of A Camp. * Grave. Lord Anson was sent with a fleet to the South Seas, where he had an extensive Cruise. The Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle, followed a war that took many a soldier to his The Kingdom of Afghanistan was founded, perhaps by some Gay Arab. The Ruins of Herculaneum were discovered, in a coun. try where they raise the Grape. The British Museum was established, in a building that is supported by many A Column The Great Earthquake at Lisbon, pitched the whole city into A Gullyhole. Minorca was captured by the French, from the English. The 146 Englishmen were confined in the Black Hole at Calcutta, and there compelled to Go and Lodge. The Jesuits were expelled from Portugal, for being suspected of a design to Take Life. The Voyages of Admiral Byron were in the Pacific, where he landed on many A Gay Shore. In the War in India, the British defeated Hyder Ali, A Gay Jockey. When Blackstone's Commentaries were published, law. yers received for their services A Cash Fee. When Captain Cook sailed on his first voyage of discov ery, he saw in savage countries many A Gay Chief Poland was divided by Russia, Prussia, etc., and a small tract left that was shaped like A Decagon The Jesuits' Order was suppressed by Pope Clement XIV., who had more power than any King at Home. The Wesleyan Missionary Society being founded, the Missionaries to visit the heathen had to Go a Voyage. When La Perouse made his last discoveries, he concluded to Take a Voyage. The French Revolution began, led by many A Gay Fop. La Fayette was confined in the prison of Olmutz, in a room not much larger than A Cabin Louis XVI. King of France, and his Queen were be headed, after they had tried to Escape from Home. When Kosciusko the Polish patriot was overthrown, he fell from the height of A Gay Power. Mungo Park departed for Africa, concluding he would travel in Egypt, and Take the Pashaw. Bonaparte was appointed to the command of the army in Italy, and furnished with a splendid Equipage. La Fayette was released from the prison of Olmutz, to save him the trouble of Escaping. The Treaty of Campo Formio, was after several armies had been Equipping. In Bonaparte's Expedition to Egypt, he fed his armies on Thick Beef. After the Irish Rebellion broke out, the rebels were requested to Go and Behave. Seringapatam was taken by storm by Lord Cornwallis, to whom their ramparts were as weak as A Cob-web. Bonaparte was installed First Consul, without the assistance of A Duke or a Pope. Bonaparte crossed the Alps, and found the mountains colder than A Heavy Ice-house. The Peace of Amiens, was after a war that may be called A Heavy Sin. Austria was erected into an Empire, and, for a while was governed by A Viceroy. When Napoleon was crowned Emperor of France, he was a distinguished Officer. The Confederation of the Rhine was formed, in a manner that would Edify a Sage. The Abolition of the Slave trade in England, put a stop among slaves to much Heavy Usage. The Decree of Milan issued by Napoleon, made some of his Foes Go Away. The Holy Argh, was condut Waterloo, ano Fot At the Convention of Cintra in Spain, each diplomatist had to Face a Foe. Napoleon divorced Josephine, and married Maria Louisa, after he had been in many Fights. When Napoleon entered Moscow, he did not have to Fight Any. At Napoleon's passage of the Beresina, he Fought with Ney. When St. Sebastian was stormed and taken by Lord Wellington, the Spaniards had A Fight at Home. The Jesuits' Order was restored by Pope Pius VII., who was a very pious Father. The Legion of Honor was instituted by Napoleon, who was of that order, the Father. Napoleon retired to Elba, after he had been in many A Fight and War. The Holy Alliance of European Sovereigns at St. Pe Devoutly. Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo, and banished to · St. Helena, after he had Fought Well. Marshal Ney was shot, after being tried by the Chamber of Peers, whose decision was Fatal. When Young Napoleon was created Duke of Reitchstadt, he was a little Fat Boy. When Napoleon died at St. Helena, it was looked upon A Sad Event. At the Massacre of Greeks in the Island of Scio, by the Turks, they declared they would Save No One. Lotteries were abolished in England, or brought to A Finish. When Captain Parry sailed on his first Polar Expedi- tion, he had many An Icy Evening. The Roman Catholic Relief bill was passed by the , British Parliament, to Save the Unhappy. Since Belgium was declared Independent, that Repub. lic has become quite Famous. . as |