And Reverence made, accosted thus the Queen. My Liege, said she, before the Court arise, May I poor Wretch find Favour in your Eyes, To grant my just Request: 'Twas I who taught The Knight this Answer, and inspir'd his Thought. None but a Woman could a Man direct To tell us Women, what we most affect. But first I swore him on his Knightly Troth, (And here demand performance of his Oath) 300 To grant the Boon that next I should desire; He gave his Faith, and I expect my Hire : My Promise is fulfill'd: I sav'd his Life, And claim his Debt, to take me for his Wife. The Knight was ask'd, nor cou'd his Oath deny, But hop'd they would not force him to comply. The Women, who would rather wrest the Laws, Than let a Sister-Plaintiff lose the Cause, (As Judges on the Bench more gracious are, And more attent to Brothers of the Bar) 310 Cry'd, one and all, the Suppliant should have Right, And to the Grandame-Hag adjudg'd the Knight. In vain he sigh'd, and oft with Tears desir'd Some reasonable Sute might be requir'd. But still the Crone was constant to her Note; The more he spoke, the more she stretch'd her Throat. In vain he proffer'd all his Goods, to save His Body, destin'd to that living Grave. The liquorish Hag rejects the Pelf with For mine thou art by Promise, during Life, And I thy loving and obedient Wife. My Love! Nay, rather my Damnation Thou, Said he: Nor am I bound to keep my Vow: The Fiend thy Sire has sent thee from below, Else how cou'dst thou my secret Sorrows know ? 330 Avaunt, old Witch, for I renounce thy Bed: The Queen may take the Forfeit of my Head, E'er any of my Race so foul a Crone shall wed. Both heard, the Judge pronounc'd against the Knight; So was he Marry'd in his own despight; Mirth there was none, the Man was a-lamort, 340 And little Courage had to make his Court. To Bed they went, the Bridegroom and the Bride: Was never such an ill-pair'd Couple ty'd. Restless he toss'd, and tumbled to and fro, And rowl'd, and wriggled further off; for Woe. The good old Wife lay smiling by his Side, And caught him in her quiv'ring Arms, and cry'd, When you my ravish'd Predecessor saw, You were not then become this Man of Straw; Had you been such, you might have scap'd the Law. 350 Is this the Custom of King Arthur's Court? Are all Round-Table Knights of such a sort ? Remember I am she who sav'd your Life, Your loving, lawful, and complying Wife : Not thus you swore in your unhappy Hour, Nor I for this return employ'd my Pow'r. In time of Need I was your faithful Friend; Nor did I since, nor ever will offend. Believe me, my lov'd Lord, 'tis much unkind; What Fury has possessed your alter'd Mind? 360 Thus on my Wedding-night-Without Pre tence Come, turn this way, or tell me my Offence. If not your Wife, let Reasons Rule persuade, Name but my Fault, amends shall soon be made. Amends! Nay, that's impossible, said he, What change of Age, or Ugliness can be! Or could Medea's Magick mend thy Face, Thou art descended from so mean a Race, That never Knight was match'd with such Disgrace. What wonder, Madam, if I move my Side, When, if I turn, I turn to such a Bride? 371 And is this all that troubles you so sore! And what the Devil cou'dst thou wish me more ? Ah Benedicite, reply'd the Crone : Then cause of just Complaining have you none. The Remedy to this were soon apply'd, Wou'd you be like the Bridegroom to the Bride. But, for you say a long descended Race, Make Gentlemen, and that your high The King of Heav'n was in a Manger laid; Then what can Birth, or mortal Men bestow, Since Floods no higher than their Fountains flow? We who for Name, and empty Honour strive, Our true Nobility from him derive. 391 Your Ancestors, who puff your Mind with Pride, And vast Estates to mighty Titles ty'd, If No Father can infuse, or Wit or Grace; 400 Such as our Atoms were, ev'n such are we, Or call it Chance, or strong Necessity. Thus, loaded with dead weight, the Will is free. And thus it needs must be: For Seed conjoin'd Lets into Nature's Work th' imperfect But Fire, th' enliv'ner of the general Frame, Of thy great Fathers by their Virtue known, 440 And a long trail of Light, to thee descending down. If in thy Smoke it ends, their Glories shine; Fabritius from their Walls repell'd the Foe, Whose noble Hands had exercis'd the Plough. 451 From hence, my Lord, and Love, I thus conclude, That tho' my homely Ancestors were rude, If we from Wealth to Poverty descend, Want gives to know the Flatt'rer from the Friend. 491 If I am Old, and Ugly, well for you, Wou'd you I should be still Deforin'd, and Nauseous to Touch, and Loathsome to On this Condition, to remain for life Or would you rather have me Young and And take the Chance that happens to your share? Temptations are in Beauty, and in Youth, And how can you depend upon my Truth? Now weigh the Danger with the doubtful Bliss, And thank your self, if ought should fall amiss. Sore sigh'd the Knight, who this long Sermon heard ; At length considering all, his Heart he chear'd, 510 And thus reply'd, My Lady, and my Wife, To your wise Conduct I resign my Life: Choose you for me, for well you understand The future Good and Ill, on either Hand: But if an humble Husband may request, Provide, and order all Things for the best ; Your's be the Care to profit, and to please : And let your Subject-Servant take his Ease. Then thus in Peace, quoth she, concludes the Strife, Since I am turn'd the IIusband, you the Wife : 520 The Matrimonial Victory is mine, I promis'd you but one Content to share. In bloom of Youth, and of a charming Air. And like Pygmalion found the Statue warm. Thus long in mutual Bliss they lay embraced, And their first Love continu'd to the last: One Sun-shine was their Life; no Cloud between ; Nor ever was a kinder Couple seen. 540 And so may all our Lives like their's be led; Heav'n send the Maids young Husbands, May Widows Wed as often as they can, Who will not well be govern'd by their Wives. THE CHARACTER OF A GOOD PARSON. A Parish-Priest was of the Pilgrim-Train; (As God had cloath'd his own Embassador;) Of Sixty years he seem'd; and well might To Sixty more, but that he liv'd too fast; } And oft, with holy Hymns, he charm'd their (A Musick more melodious than the For David left him, when he went to rest, | He preach'd the Joys of Heav'n and Pains And warn'd the Sinner with becoming Zeal; For Fear but freezes Minds; but Love, like Exhales the Soul sublime, to seek her To Threats, the stubborn Sinner oft is Wrap'd in his Crimes, against the Storm prepar❜d; But, when the milder Beams of Mercy play, He melts, and throws his cumb'rous Cloak away. THE CHARACTER OF A GOOD PARSON. Text from the original and only contemporary edition, 1700. Lightnings Artillery) As Harbingers before th' Almighty fly: Those, but proclaim his Stile, and disappear; The stiller Sound succeeds; and God is there. 41 and Thunder (Heav'ns The Tythes, his Parish freely paid, he took ; But never Su'd; or Curs'd with Bell and Book. With Patience bearing wrong; but off'ring none: Since every Man is free to lose his own. The Country-Churles, according to their Kind, (Who grudge their Dues, and love to be behind,) The less he sought his Off'rings, pinch'd the more; And prais'd a Priest, contented to be Poor. Were only Stewards of their Soveraign Lord, Intrusted Riches to relieve the Poor. He judg'd himself Accomplice with the Thief. 61 Yet still he was at Hand, without Request To serve the Sick; to succour the Distress'd; Tempting, on Foot, alone, without affright, The Dangers of a dark, tempestuous Night. All this the good old Man perform'd alone, Nor spar'd his pains; for Curate he had none. Nor durst he trust another with his Care; Nor rode himself to Pauls, the publick Fair, To chaffer for Preferment with his Gold, 70 Where Bishopricks, and sine Cures are sold. But duly watch'd his Flock, by Night and Day; And from the prowling Wolf, redeem'd the Prey, And hungry sent the wily Fox away, (The Gold of Heav'n, who bear the God Impress'd :) But when the precious Coin is kept unclean, The Prelate for his Holy Life he priz'd; And living taught; and dying left behind.) Not, but he knew the Signs of Earthly Might well become St. Peter's Successor; The Holy Father holds a double Reign, 100 The Prince may keep his Pomp; the Fisher must be plain. Such was the Saint; who shone with every Grace: Reflecting, Moses-like, his Maker's Face. And, as on Job, demanded leave to try. 110 Near tho' he was, yet not the next of Blood. Ilad Richard unconstrain'd, resign'd they Throne, A King can give no more than is his own: The Title stood entail'd, had Richard had a Son. |